The reason why you don�t have a Valentine is because you spend all your time at work, and your social life is in the mud. It doesn�t mean you have to miss out on the festivities, though. Ever thought about making your boss your Valentine? These eight gift ideas are totally appropriate � or not.

Ask them to hold on to your salary

But specify that it�s just your February salary o. You don�t want them thinking you want to start working for the �passion�.

Your life

What says employee loyalty like actually giving your life for your boss? You can even add your blood as bonus, since they�re always asking for it.

Actually do your work�

A whole day when you actually do your work without getting lost in TikToks or Twitter? That�s a very valuable gift if you ask me.

A mug

Personalise it so they know how you really feel about them. They�d love it, trust me.

A list of coworkers

So they can remember everyone they employed and see that it�s okay to give others work too.

Resign, but make it fancy

Before you go, �How is this a gift?� hear me out. You already plan to quit via email, so why not do it with a cake on Valentine�s Day? That way, they won�t cry on an empty stomach.

Praise them on LinkedIn

Because saying sweet things about your company or boss on LinkedIn is the corporate version of love letters.�

Propose to them

Chances are you�ve already fallen in love with them. Valentine�s Day is the perfect time to take it a notch higher. Ask them to marry you. It�s either they say yes or they fire you. At least, you have a 50% chance of success.

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