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The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Tranquility(m) : 8:59 pm |
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A pastor was praying for a man who was being possesed by a demon. Along the line it turned into a conversation between him and the demon. Read the dialogue below; .
Pastor: In the mighty name of Jesus, i command you to come out of this man . Demon: Hmmmm . Pastor : i say come out of this man before i destroy with the blood of Jesus. . Demon: Oga, why you no go mind your bussiness nah. Ahh!! i have a deal to complete with this man. . Pastor: What kind of deal? I cancel every satanic deal in Jesus name! . Demon: Look at your mouth. You didn't even ask me about the deal. See i want this man to win the $100,000 national lottery. Without that being done i go no where. . Pastor: (gently lowering the mic) One hundred thousand what? GET OUT OF HIM AND ENTER INTO ME. Deal!!!
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Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Dorcmass(m) : 9:24 pm |
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very funny indeed
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Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Tranquility(m) : 9:40 pm |
Dorcmass: very funny indeedLOL
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Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Jasper01(f) : 10:03 pm |
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LMAO this one weak me oh...
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Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Tranquility(m) : 10:28 pm |
Jasper01: lm*o this one weak me oh...Hahahahaha
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Re: The Pastor and the demon possessed man by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:57 pm |
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Wow so funny
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