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Husband to be by Hollybratt01(m) : 6:44 pm |
A man visit his fiance's family to seek her hand in marriage. While the man and his fiance parent are together in the sitting room, this conversation ensued.
Father:You want to marry my daughter right? Man:Yes sir Father:To me you don't look like you are responsible. Man:Sorry sir, so i should have write it on my forehead that i'm responsible right? Father:Keep quiet! How dare you talk to me like that? You are so rude. You can't marry my daughter. God forbid. Man:I'm so sorry sir Mother:Sorry sweetheart. Hey boy, if i may ask you, why do you have scars and marks all over your body? Man:I forgot to tell you, i am a professional higher killer, i've killed more than 200 people this week. So i got all those marks and scars from police and soldeirs. Mother:Hmmmmmm Man:I'm even with my gun and bullet here incase of emmergency. Let me show you.... Father:Haaaa my son no need, my daughter is yours forever,you can do your wedding tomorrow. I will buy anything you need for the wedding, you can also marry her mother....
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Re: Husband to be by Tsatsu(m) : 3:04 am |
Hollybratt01: A man visit his fiance's family to seek her hand in marriage. While the man and his fiance parent are together in the sitting room, this conversation ensued. Father fear for his dear life
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Re: Husband to be by Ajebo(m) : 8:10 am |
Lolz
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Re: Husband to be by Damex(m) : 8:18 pm |
Funny
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Re: Husband to be by Dman(m) : 1:14 pm |
Wow so funny
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Re: Husband to be by Nk42(m) : 7:19 pm |
So funny Bro..
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