1. Women stare at your breasts a lot.
A study that used an eye-tracking
device showed that guys spent more
time staring at your breasts, but
women also spent plenty of time
watching your breasts and not your
face
. So, eyes up here, literally everyone.
2. Seriously, you're probably wearing
the wrong bra size. We've all heard
this a million times, but an estimated
8 out of 10 of women are wearing
the totally wrong size
, so there's a pretty solid chance your
breast-holder isn't really working for
you. Seriously, just think about how
many times you've had a hunch that
your breasts were a mystery size and
you didn't know what it was.3. Your nipples can have orgasms. I
know a lot of women feel like this
isn't a thing, but when your nipples
are stimulated, your brain releases
oxytocin , which causes your vagina
to contract, which can, uh, obviously
lead you to orgasms because that is
what vaginas do when things get
awesome.
4. There are four different types of
nipples. I know that sounds oddly
specific but that's only because it is.
Are yours normal, flat, puffy, or
inverted ? Why not grab a bottle of
wine and the makings for a Sunday
picnic, and spend the day figuring
that out! I mean, honestly, what else
are you doing on a Sunday?
5. Your breasts are more prone to
dry skin than any other body part.
Your breasts stretched when you hit
puberty, so they have thinner skin
than the rest of your body, making
them more likely to get dry than
other places. And yes, even your
nipples need a moisturizer. See?
You're already learning so much
about your tits. It's a great day.
6. Six percent of people have an
extra nipple. Six freaking percent.
That means all those jokes on
Friends about Chandler's third nipple
probably resonated a little too much
with a good chunk of the population.
7. Your bre*st size changes all the
time. You can go up as much as a
cup size (holy shit!) at certain points
in your period cycle , which can be a
good thing or a bad thing, depending
on whether or not you love wearing
button-down shirts.
8. There are over 4 million new bras
produced every day. Who is using
this much b0*b armor?!
9. Guys who prefer bigger breasts
are less financially secure. According
to this 2013 study, guys who hands-
down prefer big breasts are more
likely to be poor and associate large
breasts with large resources. OK,
weirdos.
10. Breasts can weigh up to 20
pounds. The average bra is built to
support breasts that weigh anywhere
from half a pound to freaking 20
pounds , which gives new meaning to
calling them "melons."
11. Sleeping facedown can change
the shape of your breasts over
time. This doctor said it's best to put
a pillow under your breasts for
support every night. Good night,
breasts!